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- You own two
refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.
- She gets upset if you
refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.
- She gets upset if you put
anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.
- She lacks common sense,
or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.
- You have more than one
type of Kimchee.
- She assures you that the
meat bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the
AAFES tag on it.
- Believes that any product
bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the
AAFES tag on it.
- She has 101 uses for Soju.
- She uses Soju as a
cleaning product.
- She uses Soju for medical
purposes. (Disinfectant.)
- She will go to an
American restaurant to eat Korean Food and insists that it tastes
better than served in a Korean restaurant.
- She believes wearing
platform shoes is sexy.
- She wears a mini skirt in
the winter, then complains that it is cold.
- The main ingredient in
the food you eat at home is garlic.
- She eats non-Korean food
with Kimchee.
- She won't eat spoiled
food, but does not have a problem with Kimchee.
- You own a dining room
table that is less than 1 foot high.
- You own more chopsticks
than you do forks and spoons.
- She doesn't drink tap
water until after it's been boiled, but she'll make ice with it.
- She thinks fish head soup
is a delicacy.
- You can not watch TV on
Mondays because the puzzle show is on.
- You can not watch TV on
Sunday because Super Sunday is on.
- You don't rent videos
unless they are subtitled.
- A meal is not complete
without Kimchee.
- She won't eat American
food unless served with a side of Kimchee.
- She believes that the
floor is more comfortable to sleep on than the bed.
- You have an electric
blanket on 356 days a year.
- You turn on a fan in the
summer but still have the electric blanket on.
- You burn your butt
sitting on the floor.
- You believe that
controlled drugs can be bought over the counter.
- You go to the pharmacy to
buy an IV.
- You do not own any chairs
in your house.
- You refuse to own any
Japanese products in your house.
- The only thing she knows
how to do on your computer is play solitaire.
- Everyone she introduces
you to is either a brother or a sister.
- Her immediate family
moves into your house permanently.
- Everything in your house
either has the logo Samsung or LG.
- She can't buy clothes
unless they have a logo on them.
- She owns a beeper/pager
that has a gold chain attached to it.
- She gets mad when you
flush toilet paper down the toilet.
- She won't buy clothes
from a store that is going out of business because she believes
there is something wrong with the clothes.
- She believes that 1000
Won is enough money for lunch.
- She believes going out to
dinner is going down the street to the Soju tent.
- You eat Ramen and kimchee
for breakfast.
- You go to the open market
to buy one thing and leave with both arms full.
- You own more than one
type of Ramen in your house.
- She believes that Ramen,
Rice, Soju, and Kimchee are the 4 basic food groups.
- You answer the phone in
your house with "YOBO-SAY-O."
- You heat a dried squid
over an open flame.
- You eat dried squid with
mayonnaise.
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