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Che Boram decides to take a trip to Texas to visit his favorite
cousin one day. As he sits down in the plane, he says, "Wow, the
seats are really big here." The person next to him turns to him and
says, "In Texas, they say everything is big."
When Boram finally arrives in Texas, he's a little tired, so he
decides to go visit a bar to loosen up. It turns out that he went
into a country club instead. He says, "Wow! The bars are very big
here." Someone turns to him and says, "Yes; in Texas, everything is
big."
He orders a shot of alcohol at the bar, and when the bartender hands
it to him, he says, "Wow, the shotglass is really big!" A person
next to him turns to him and says, "Yes; in Texas, everything is
big."
After drinking his alcohol and many more shots, Boram realizes that
he has to relieve himself. So he turns to the bartender and asks him
where the bathroom is. The bartender replies, "The second hallway,
second door." Boram thanks the bartender, and stumbles on his way.
He's had a few drinks, so he misses a turn, and then walks into the
third door instead. It's a swimming pool, and Boram trips and falls
in.
As he's struggling to stay afloat, he cried out in panic: "Don't
flush! Don't flush!"
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