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Submitted by:
Missi, 11 Nov 2008 |
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The Air Freshener
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A car was driving
down the street when all of a
sudden it started swerving.
The car was going back and forth
till someone with a cell phone
called the police.
A police officer pulled the car
over.
A blonde rolls down the window and
says,
" Officer, I'm so glad you are
here. I saw a tree in the road,
then I saw another.
So I had to swerve to keep from
hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then
says, "Ma'am, that's your air
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Submitted by:
Tanu, 11 Nov 2008 |
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Deodorant
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Another blonde,
another store. She goes over to
the deodorant display and tells
the clerk
"I need to buy some deodorant for
my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?"
inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The
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Submitted by:
Sanjay, 10 Nov 2008 |
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The student
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Chong was
studying Engineering in Britain.
He soon began missing his fried
rice, so one day he walked into a
corner Greek store to order a
takeaway. But Chong had difficulty
rolling his R's and stressing his
L's, so when he went into the
store, he said, "I want some flied
lice."
"What?" said the Greek store
owner.
"Flied lice,"repeated Chong.
"Hey, listen to this!" the nasty
store owner told the others in the
shop. "What is it you want, sonny?
Say it again."
And Chong said it again, they all
laughed. This happened every time
Chong went into the store to order
fried rice. One day, Chong decided
to show them a thing or two, so he
spent a whole week practicing.
Confidently, he strolled into the
Greek store.
"Oh, it's you again. We missed
you," said the store owner," said
the store owner exaggeratedly.
"Now what would you like?"
"Fried Rice, thanks," said Chong.
A stunned silence fell over the
store. "What was that again,
sonny?" asked the store owner, not
sure he heard correctly.
"Fried Rice," repeated Chong.
"I...I... are you sure, you
want... what was it?" asked the
owner.
Chong was getting exasperated.
"Fried rice! Fried rice! What's
the matter? Are you deaf, you
gleek plick?" |
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Submitted by:
Juli, 10 Nov 2008 |
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What's wrong
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What's wrong?
The celebrant noticed that the
bride was in great distress so
asked her what was wrong. She
replied that she was nervous and
afraid she would not remember what
to do. The celebrant told her that
she only needed to remember 3
things.
First the aisle, because that is
what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that
is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because
that is a type of song we will
sing during the service.
While the bride was walking to the
wedding march, family and friends
of the groom were horrified to
hear her repeating these 3 words
for herself. . . Aisle, alter hymn
(I'll alter him!) |
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Submitted by:
Mahi, 10 Nov 2008 |
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Bruce Lee |
Q: What is Bruce
Lee's favorite vegetable?
A: Mu Lee
Q: What does Bruce Lee like to
have for lunch?
A: Tha Lee
Q: What happens to the theatre
once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
A: Kha Lee
Q: What is Bruce Lee's
sister-in-law's name?
A: Saa Lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
A: Id Lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite festival?
A: Diwa Lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite Actress?
A: Sona lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite Music?
A: Qawa lee
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite
film?
A: Coo Lee
Q: When did Bruce Lee die?
A: Final Lee
Q: How did Bruce Lee die?
A: By a Go Lee
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite
hill station?
A: Kulu Mana Lee
Q: Who made this profile?
A: MALYA LEE |
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