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Jokes Submitted by:
Jacky, Friday, Nov 28th 2008 |
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Fool's Paradise
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"If there are any
idiots in the room, will they
please stand up," said the
sarcastic teacher. After a long
silence, one freshman rose to his
feet.
"Now then mister, why do you
consider yourself an idiot?"
inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the
student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by
yourself." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Sonu, Friday, Nov 28th 2008 |
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What's WRONG with me
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This woman rushed
to see her doctor, looking very
much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a
look at me.
When I woke up this morning, I
looked at myself in the mirror and
saw my hair all wiry and frazzled
up, my skin was all wrinkled and
pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and
bugging out, and I had this
corpse-like look on my face!
What's WRONG with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a
couple of minutes, then calmly
says: "Well, I can tell you that
there ain't nothing wrong with
your eyesight...." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Irfan, Thursday, Nov 27th 2008 |
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Hounded Out
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Upon entering a
little country store, a stranger
noticed a sign reading, "Danger!
Beware of Dog" posted on the glass
door. Inside, he noticed a
harmless old hound dog asleep on
the floor besides the cash
register.
He asked the store manager, "Is
that the dog folks are supposed to
beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be
amused. "That certainly doesn't
look like a dangerous dog to me.
Why in the world would you post
that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied,
"before I posted that sign, people
kept tripping over him." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Jare Kin, Thursday, Nov 27th 2008 |
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Pay Attention
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First-year
students at a Medical School were
receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by
telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor. The first
is that you are not disgusted by
anything involving the human
body." For an example, the
professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of
the corpse, withdrew it and stuck
it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing," he told his
students.
The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead
body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the
Professor looked at them calmly
and told them, "The second most
important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now
learn to pay attention...." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Sonal, Thursday, Nov 27th 2008 |
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Two men with Babies
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Two men with
babies bump into each other at the
mall
- I am very sorry about that, I
didn't see you I was looking for
my wife.
- You know what, I'm looking for
mine too, I don't know what
happened to her, where she is..
- Well, how does your wife look,
let's search for her together.
- Well, she's tall, gorgeous legs,
big boobs, tight ass, cute face,
thick lips, and so on, what about
yours?
- Forget about mine, let's look
for yours!! |
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