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Submitted by:
Babli, 7 Nov 2008 |
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Getting into fights
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A young couple
drove several miles down a country
road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to
an argument, and neither wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules
and pigs, the husband
sarcastically asked, "Are they
relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied. "I
married into the family." |
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Submitted by:
Babli, 7 Nov 2008 |
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Finding perfect men
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At a local coffee
bar, a young woman was expounding
on her idea of the perfect mate to
some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining
light amongst company. He must be
musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And
stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke
up, "Honey, if that's all you
want, get a TV!" |
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Submitted by:
Ronald, 6 Nov 2008 |
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I have 'great' news for
you
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The newlywed wife
said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great
news for you. Pretty soon, we're
going to be three in this house
instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a
smile on his face and delight in
his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and
kissing his wife when she said,
"I'm glad that you feel this way
since tomorrow morning, my mother
moves in with us." |
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Submitted by:
Sunny, 6 Nov 2008 |
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Going to the office
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Hubby - You
always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous
and powerful I am for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this
one?" |
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Submitted by:
Jasubhai, 6 Nov 2008 |
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Happiness
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| There was a man
who said, "I never knew what
happiness was until I got
married.... and then it was too
late!" |
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