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Submitted by:
Sona, 10 Nov 2008 |
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Kids at the Wedding
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At a friend's
wedding, everything went smoothly
until it was time for the flower
girl and her young escort to come
down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew,
growling at the guests. When asked
afterward why he behaved so badly,
he explained, "I was just trying
to be a good ring bear." |
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Submitted by:
Irfan Khan, 9 Nov 2008 |
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Too much speeding
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A police officer
in a small town stopped a motorist
who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I
can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you
cool your heels in jail until the
chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to
say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're
going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer
looked in on his prisoner and
said, "Lucky for you that the
chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he
gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the
fellow in the cell. "I'm the
groom." |
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Submitted by:
Somnath, 8 Nov 2008 |
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What a large crowd
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A man was
traveling down a country road when
he saw a large group of people
outside a house. He stopped and
asked a person why the large crowd
was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule
kicked his mother-in-law and she
died."
"Well," replied the man, "she must
have had a lot of friends."
"Nope," said the farmer, "we all
just want to buy his mule." |
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Submitted by:
Jasubhai, 8 Nov 2008 |
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Have long marriages
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Some people ask
the secret of Anthony's long
marriage.
They take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week: a
little candlelight dinner, soft
music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes
Fridays. |
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Submitted by:
Jasubhai, 8 Nov 2008 |
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Wife wanted
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A man inserted an
'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted".
Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine." |
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