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Jokes Submitted by:
Jimmy Cian, Monday, Nov 24th 2008 |
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Drunkard in Court
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A drunkard was
brought to court. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the
gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on
his table and shouted,"Order!
Order!"
The drunkard immediately
responded, "Thank you, your honour,
I'll have a scotch and soda." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Rahul Jain, Monday, Nov 24th 2008 |
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Branded Panties
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Two ladies went
through the custom check point
after an oversea trip. Customer
Officer found Lady A had seven
branded panties in her luggage.
When Lady A said the panties were
not bought oveaseas, the Customer
Officer asked: "Why do you need to
bring seven panties on an oveasea
trip?"
Lady A replied: "I do not do
washing when I am abroad. Don't
you know that one week has seven
days?" She was let go without
having to pay tax. Customer
Officer then opened the suitcase
of Lady B and found twelve
panties. When she insisted that
she brought them from home, the
Custom Officer asked: "Why do you
need to bring twelve panties on an
oversea trip?" The offended Lady B
replied: "I also do not wash when
I travel. Don't you know that one
year has twelve months?" |
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Jokes Submitted by:
John, Sunday, Nov 23rd 2008 |
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Bar Jokes
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Two weasels are
sitting on a bar stool. One starts
to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your
mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone
listens to see what the other
weasel will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT
WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says, "Go home dad
you're drunk." |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Payal, Sunday, Nov 23rd 2008 |
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Phone Bill
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The phone bill
was exceptionally high and the man
of the house called a family
meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the
phone. I do not use this phone, I
use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this
home telephone as I use my work
telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home
phone. I always use my company's
mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We
all use our work telephones. |
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Jokes Submitted by:
Jamal, Sunday 23rd 2008 |
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Most Embarrassing Moment
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| One of the
funniest
"most-embarrassing-moment" stories
I've come upon in a long time was
about a lady who picked up several
items at a discount store. When
she finally got up to the checker,
she learned that one of her items
had no price tag. Imagine her
embarrassment when the checker got
on the intercom and boomed out for
all the store to hear, "PRICE
CHECK ON LANE 13, TAMPAX,
SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough,
but somebody at the rear of the
store apparently misunderstood the
word tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In
a business-like tone, a voice
boomed back over the intercom. "DO
YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH
YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND
IN WITH A HAMMER???" |
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