Vinnie Calabrese, right off the boat from Italy, was excited
about being accepted at Harvard University. On his first
day on campus, he was walking around looking for the library.
He saw an upperclassman standing by a tree, walked up to him
and said, "Hey paisano, coulda you tella me where isa da
library at?"
The upperclassman said, "Here at Harvard we never end
sentences with a preposition. Would you like to rephrase
that question?"
"OK, fora you, no problem, Paisano," said the Italian.
"Tella me, do you know where isa da library at, youa asshole?"