THE ITALIAN WAITER

- Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?
- No!... I always walk this way!


- Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?
- Yes Sir! - Then hop over there and get me a sandwich !


- Waiter... Waiter... There is a fly in my soup!
- Not for long Sir! Look at the spider on the side of your plate !


- Waiter... Waiter... There is a hair in my soup!
- For $2.00 what do you want!? the whole wig!?