A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following:
"Emma come first.
Denna I come.
Two asses, they comma together.
I comma again.
Two asses, they comma together again.
I comma once again and pee twice.
Denna I comma once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola downa lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my
friena here howa to spella Mississippi".