An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very
lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful
woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive
perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,
"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and
beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly
turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5,
$150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian
woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the
elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in
the eye, she bends over, and farts...
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."