An Italian tourist is visiting London for the first time
in his life and speaks no English. After looking at monuments
around town he gets lost. It is midday and he is getting hungry,...
he takes out his dictionary and starts looking at shops to find a
restaurant, Chemist = farmacia, No! Newsagent=Giornalaio. No! Real
Estate=Immobiliare. No! ...and so on until he he sees a shop with
the sign "HOT DOGS" He looks at the translation and thinks " They
eat dogs, how disgusting!... " After looking around some more, he
cannot find another restaurant and thinks: I'm hungry, if they can
eat dogs, so can I!.
He goes in, takes out his dictionary and with apprehension orders
one hot dog.
When the waitress brings him the hot dog, he looks at it for a
moment and says:
- Please... I will eat any part of of the dog ... except THAT ONE!...