An italian man buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he
announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Italian" baby boy
weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around,
and many exclamations of "WOW!" was heard. A woman faints due to
sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Italian baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answers, "Seventeenpounds," The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why?
What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Italian
father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."