An Irish husband and wife were both keen golfers. The wife was feeling neglected and wanted to know how much he loved her.

"If I die tomorrow", she said, "and you remarried, would you give your
new wife my jewellery?"

"What an awful thing to ask" exclaimed the husband. "But no, of course not"

"And would you give her any of my clothes?"

"No, honey, of course not"

"What about my golf clubs?"

"No, she's left handed"