Seamus on looking at the household budget complained to his wife on her spending.
"If you cleaned the house yourself that would save on the cleaning lady" he exclaimed.
"You should also learn to cook and that would save on having to go to restaurants all the time."
"And while we're at it, you should learn to iron so that we wouldn't have to pay the ironing lady"
After pondering on his comments for a few moments the wife replied "And if you would learn to fuck, then we could get rid of the gardener."