Two Irish men, Paddy & Murphy were walking down a country road, when they observed a man hanging over a bridge with another mans legs in his grasp. The other man shouted up "NOW, NOW" to his friend who promptly pulled him up. To Paddy & Murphy's astonishment the man had a large fish in his arms. Paddy & Murphy decided to give this plan a try, so they walked on to the next bridge where Paddy dangled Murphy over the bridge. After five minutes Murphy started to scream up.

MURPHY: "PADDY, PADDY PULL ME UP!!".

PADDY: "HAVE YOU GOT A FISH?"

MURPHY: "NO, THERE'S A BLOODY TRAIN COMIN'"