Then there was the Irish terrorist who blew up a bus:

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Q. Why is the wheelbarrow the world's greatest invention?

A. Because it taught the Irish to walk upright.

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Q. How do you identify an Irish helicopter?

A. It has ejector seats.

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Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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Why do they make Irishman jokes so simple?

So Englishmen can understand them!

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The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during the first chukka.

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Q. Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?

A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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Q. Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?

A. He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...

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Q. What do you call an Irishman who has 1,500 girlfriends?

A. A shepherd!

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Q. But what about the Frenchman and the Irishman who both jumped off the Eiffel Tower?

A. The Frenchman got killed, and the Irishman got lost.

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"You know," said Mrs. O'Neill, "you could really feel the heat of that coat the minute you took it off."

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What's Black and Blue and floats in Sydney Harbour?

A person caught telling "Paddy the Irishman"

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"This is a very noisy district you live in, Pete!"

"Sure and that's exactly the way it is. We only get any peace at all when the heavier trucks drown out the noise."

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Paddy was directing his first play and was not satisfied with the hero's dying scene.

"Come on," he cried, " put more life into your dying."