A Guinness always goes down easy

A Guinness doesn't care when you come

A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness

A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath

A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness

After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents

Guinness doesn't demand equality

Guinness is always wet

Guinness is never late

Guinness never has a headache

Guinness stains wash out

Hangovers go away

If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony

If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness

When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out

You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness

You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty

You can enjoy a Guinness all month long

You can have a Guinness in public

You can share a Guinness with your friends

You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good

You don't have to wine and dine Guinness

Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football