Paddy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of Jameson's whisky the bartender pours the shots Paddy shoots them down as fast as possible,

the bartender says; "wow i ve never seen anyone drink that fast before"

and Paddy says; "You would have to if you had what I had"

and the bartender says "What is it you have?"

Paddy says "25 cents" and the Paddy runs out.