There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever! They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, "Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do; jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that person."

So the first one goes and says "Britney Spears" and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears.

Then the second one went and she said "Alyssa Milano" and became Alyssa Milano.

Then came the third one... When she jumped into the river (being so terrified of swimming) said "AY TA-E!" (means shit)