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Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement
from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: "Mga kababayan, I am sorry
to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will
shortly crash into the ocean"
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but
were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement: "Mga
kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an
emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so
that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all
the swimmers are on the right side of the plane"
As commented by one of the passengers: "Galing, that's what i like
about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort!, I
hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim."
After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating
to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain
made a belly landing in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement: "Mga kababayan we have
crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the
plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the
plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane THANK
YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES."
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