One morning, a Filipino lady was doing her laundry and she went outside to hang the clothes to dry. When she went outside, she noticed that her son was playing around the perimeter of the pool. She was very concerned that he might fall in because he didn't know how to swim. So in a VERY THICK FILIPINO accent she yelled out, PAUL, becarPAUL because you might PAUL in the PAUL.

("Paul" pronounced like "pool")