There was this Filipino who had a very big truck. One day, he went to a coliseum to see a baseball game. All the parking spaces were taken except one which said "COMPACT".

He backed up to park in it, then a police officer came up to him and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"

He replied, "I'm parking here."

The officer said, "Sir, you cannot park here it is a "COMPACT".

So, the guy left and came back, then he went to the same parking space to park. The officer is like "what are you doing sir? I told you it was compact!"

The guy said, "I know I did what you said I "COMPACT" I left and "COMPACT".