Spanish -- Everything you say makes you sound hungry.

Russian -- There are 33 different ways to say, "Comrade, pass the Vodka
or I shoot you."

French -- Every French sentence carries the implicit connotation that you
want to have sex with the person you are talking to.

German -- The German word for "hello" is "Echsteinlefahrtengruber". The
German translation for "Hey Hans, what say tomorrow morning we climb
into our tanks and roll over Poland?" is "Hans, Poland, ja?"