A man was traveling through the jungle for days growing tired he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After knocking on the door an old Chinese guy with a beard that reached the floor answers. The man asked him if he could stay the night and the Chinese guy agreed as long as he didn't screw his granddaughter. Before the guy could agree the old man warned him that if he did he would perform the three greatest Chinese tortures on him. The guy says o.k. and the man lets him in.

When it was time for dinner the man meets the granddaughter and she is the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. So after he figured the old man was asleep he went into her room and made love to her.

The next morning the man awoke with a 100lbs rock on his chest with a sign "first Chinese torture wake up with 100 pound rock on chest". Being a strong man he thought nothing of it and picked up the rock and threw it out the window but on the back of the rock there was another sign reading "2nd Chinese torture, right ball tied to rock". Thinking quickly the man jumped out the window but on the other side of the window there was another sign reading 3rd Chinese torture test left nut tied to bed post"...