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An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a
construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and
says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the
Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy,
"And you're in charge of supplies."
"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make
a dent in that pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours,
and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the
Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese
guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't
find him." So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he
didn't shovel. The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a
shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I
couldn't find him."
The foreman is really pissed off now, and storms off toward the pile
of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy
springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"
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