A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitred' that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, would he like to wait in the bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time was *four* little pig..."