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: Old Chinese Proverbs |
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- Passionate kiss like
spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Virginity like bubble,
one prick all gone.
- Man who run in front of
car get tired.
- Man who run behind car
get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife
grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk thru airport
turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chop stick
go hungry.
- Man who scratches ass
should not bite finger nails.
- Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong, man
with four balls cannot walk.
- Panties not best thing on
earth but next to best thing on earth.
- War doesn't determine who
is right, war determines who is left.
- Wife who put husband in
doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife
all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to
build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet
is high on pot.
- Man who lives in glass
house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fishes in other
man's well often catches crabs.
- Man who farts in church
sits in own pew.
- Crowded elevator smells
different to midget.
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