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Sidhuisms Jokes, Humor And Quotes- Sidhu
Jokes- Funny Quotes by Cricketer Navjot Sidhu. Sidhu is a
Former Indian Cricket Batsman, due to his commentry Crazy
One-liners, Sidhuisms Jokes Is Popular In India. |
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Sidhuisms Jokes
: Sidhuisms on Players |
- Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
- Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
- On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked
it out of thin air.
- Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
- Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
- My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
- Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
- Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
- Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.
Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen
Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a
run.
Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new
car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any
where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6
consecutive wins in super selector game.)
Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang
themselves from it.
Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the
paper but on the grass in the middle.
Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one
day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and
give him the first two bites!
Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX
Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then
the reef.
Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He
must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and
Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of
the rope."
Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own
buttocks with his two hands."
Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a
dwarf at a urinal"...
On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack Gamblers they
Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
Prasad;He opened him like a can of beans.
When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the
wolves.
Navjot Sidhu:(on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I
was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!
Ashish Nehra:(facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus
jumping from a tree.
Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a
lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from
Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.
Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!!!
Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of
pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of
sneezing.
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