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A concerned Koos goes to see the
family doctor & says, -* "Doc, I
think my wife is deaf because she
never hears me the first time I
say something, in fact, I often
have to repeat things over & over
again." -* "Well," the doctor
replies, -* "go home & tonight
stand about 15 feet from her & say
something. If she doesn´t reply,
move about five feet closer & say
it again. Keep doing this, so we
can get an idea about the severity
of her deafness." Sure enough,
Koos speeds home & does exactly as
instructed. He starts off about 15
feet from his wife in the kitchen
& as she is chopping some
vegetables, he says, "Doll, what´s
for dinner?" He gets no response.
He moves about five feet closer &
asks again. No reply. He moves
five feet closer. Still no reply.
He gets fed up & moves right
behind her, about an inch away, &
asks again, -* "Doll, what´s for
dinner?" She replies, -* "Ag, man
Koos for the fourth time, it’s
vegetable stew!" |
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