A lady
arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit.
She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young
kids.
Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs
area.
A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief,
"Ma'am," he said, "do all these children and this luggage belong to
you?"
"Yes, sir," the lady said with a sigh. "They're all mine."
The customs agent began his interrogation "Ma'am, do you have any
weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?"
"Sir," she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items, I would
have used them by now." |