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Ekda ek
dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi
(English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante "
Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat
asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay
na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot
asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka
te".
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Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun
participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled)
khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!
American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel
mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.
Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar
tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi
chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1
vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati
takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte
cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi
vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.
4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che
loka tyanna vichartat
"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook"
tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"
Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek
maashi marun padli hoti"
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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var
tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar
T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay?
Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi
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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe
astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate.
Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus
malla!!!!!"
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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi
abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,"
mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani
pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat
tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet,
utha"!!!
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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto.
Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar,
kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto,
to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi
teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"
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Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba
vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto,"
mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna
kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni
vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi
sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga ,
maze kai chukale??"
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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta
ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti
shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha
ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki
Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka
baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha
dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar
Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"
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Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto,"
Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya
ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani
mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka
accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek
pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava
lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto
pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle!
Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti
dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza
ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."
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Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto.
Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin
tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite
pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja
pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat
vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar
aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi
asto???"
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Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade
jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi
(thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat
ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam
hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat
nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe
tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil"
(sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala
tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta
(netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye
yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete.
Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"
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Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi
sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce
karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he
suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase
nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI |
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