|Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag
Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local". :