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Indian Cricket Jokes
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Cricketer's Name Acronyms |
Cricketers'
names and what they really stand for
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Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled
Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed
Any Result
Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen
...Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours, Keeps
A Record
Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble
Attackers
Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
Shastri - Shall His Achivements Still Truly Remain Interred?
Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul |
Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?
Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
Chetan - Cantering Hurriedly, Ends-up Throwing Another No-ball
Raman - Remember, All Madrasis Are Nervous
Amol - Another Mumbai-ite Overly Lauded ?
Muzumdar - Mediocre Underachiever Zealously Undertakes Many Drives
And
Run-outs
Ankola - Another Non Karnatakan Obviously Lacking Ability
Kuruvilla - Keralite Under Relocation Ultimately Vanquished In Lady
Luck's
Arena
Waqar - With A Quirky Ambulating Run-up
Qadir - Quirky And Dancing In Run-up
Salim - Silken And Lovely is Malik
Malik - Making A Little Illegally To Keep
Miandad - Made India A Nation, Devastated And Demoralised
Abbas - Another Batsman Better Against Spin
Inzamam - In New Zealand A Magical Artillery Man
Afridi - A Fabulous Record In Debut Innings
Mushtaq - Maybe Under Shane, However Turns Amazingly Quickly
Saqlain - Such A Queer Loser Against India Nowadays
Saeed Anwar - Solid, Authoritative, Elegant, Energetic Destroyer And
Never
Will Act Rudely
Muralitharan - Makes Umpires Really Anxious; Look Into The Hairy
Annals,
Read A Newsgroup
Hadlee - Has Always Destroyed Lesser Experienced Enemies
Botham - Bat Only To Hit Against Mediocres Brings Out The Hash After
Meals
Lara - Loutish Although Really Amazing
Richards - Risk In Crises Has Aroused Rare Devastating Shots
Marshall - Murderous Angry Rebel Shall Harm All Lily-livered Lilies
Bradman - Brilliant Ruler Always Delighted Many A Newcomer -
Bragging
Rights Always Demand Magnificently Astronomic Numbers
Gatting - Glutton Aiming Towards Tons In Numerous Grounds
- God
...Almighty,
that Tweaker Is Never Going |
Gower - Gifts Of Willow Ever Resplendent Gentlemanly Outlook, Wants
Easy
Runs
Garner - Giant Arms Really Necessitate Extreme Reactions
Holding - He Often Laughingly Demolished Intently Navigating
Grafters
Border - Boisterous Old Rabbit Downed Enviable Records
Boycott - Boring Old Yorkshireman Could Outlast Testing Times
Hooper - Hopes Of Outstanding Performances Ever Ridiculed
Illingworth - Idiotic Lousy Loser Invariably Never Grasped Worth of
Ramprakash, Then Hick
Sobers - Simply Outstanding Batsman Effortlessly Repeats Sixes
Supreme -
Only Bradman Ever Rated Similarly
Kanhai - King Amongst Noblemen Hardly Affected Invidiously
Hughes - Hellishly Ugly Guy Had Excellent Spells
Jardine - Jeopardising All Relations, Dastardly Introduced
Neanderthal
England
Kalu - Keeping And Lashing Unendingly
Donald - Don't Overdo, Nearly Another Ligament Damaged
Rhodes - Rather Hyperactive Oddball Defies Expected Standards
Wessels - Workmanlike Emigrator Scored Slowly Encompassing Lengthy
Spells
Lillee - Loves Injuring Lily Livered Earnest Englishmen
Knott - Keeper Number One, Tried & Tested
Miller - Movie Idol Looks, Leading English Rout
Twose - Trier Who Only Succeeded Emigrating
Adams - Another Dasher Against Mediocre Spin
Browne - Bottom Ranked Of Wicketkeepers Nearly EVER | Bringing
Really
Ordinary Wicketkeeping Near Everybody
Crowe - Can Really Overdo Whacking Everything
Nash - Narcotics Aren't So Hot
Hart - Hashish Ain't Really Terrific |
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