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Jokes Submitted by:
Diana, Friday, Dec 12th 2008 |
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Funeral For A Friend
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Little Tim was in
the garden filling a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to,
he politely asked, "What are you
up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim
tearfully, without looking up,
"and I've just buried him."....
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Jokes Submitted by:
Mohan, Friday, Dec 12th 2008 |
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Divorce
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A married couple
is driving down the interstate
doing 55 mph. The husband is
behind the wheel. His wife looks
over at him and says, "Honey, I
know we've been married for 15
years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but
slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says,
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Jokes Submitted by:
John Killy, Friday, Dec 12th 2008 |
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Gifts
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On Christmas
morning, a cop on horseback was
sitting at a traffic light. Next
to him was a kid on his shiny new
bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice
bike you've got there. Did Santa
bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
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